Are you sure it's not a brain tumor?

Spence

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But if it shows up you can take your shirt off again and come get it.

Zoila

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I do enjoy belittling people. It really is my best thing

Evelyn

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I wasn't a ho. I was popular.

Carmen

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I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.

Adrian

• Permalink: I wrote it in my calendar last year after your struck me with a dust buster when I didn't.
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You're like a feral cat, who's also drunk.

Evelyn

• Permalink: You're like a feral cat, who's also drunk.
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And let's be honest, no one is ever going to choose you.

Fabian

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I always like it when I don't have the worst idea.

Marisol

• Permalink: I always like it when I don't have the worst idea.
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You see my husband, a horse's ass named Adrian.

Evelyn

• Permalink: You see my husband, a horse's ass named Adrian.
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Is that how your mother does it?

Zoila

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I've always been a lush and you know it.

Evelyn

• Permalink: I've always been a lush and you know it.
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He's absolute adorable and so what if he's gay.

Genevieve

• Permalink: He's absolute adorable and so what if he's gay.
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