Favorite Devious Maids Quotes
I let you get away from me once. I can’t let that happen again.
Spence
Zoila: Marriage is exciting, isn’t it?
Marisol: Now, if you’ll both excuse me, I have to go turn my husband into the police.
Adrian: I keep wondering how in God’s name we manage to outlast so many other couples. I think it’s our sense of humor.
Evelyn: Oh, I was going to credit our high tolerance of adultery or perversion.
If I want to hear a sexy accent, I can talk to myself.
Carmen
Adrian: I think of Valentina as a daughter.
Evelyn: Oedipus would be proud.
Nick: For what it’s worth, I am so sorry.
Evelyn: After all these years, it’s worth nothing at all.
Do all the maids have to be Latina? It seems kind of racist.
Eva Longoria
I'm not going to lie, being in a wheelchair is boring and this promises to be positively scintillating.
Adrian
Maybe not the deaf. They don't have to hear her awful whine.
Genevieve
You said I could call myself a butler.
Jesse
You couldn't kill that man's penis with a stick. I know, I tried once.
Evelyn
And when he got drunk he was a totally different person. One time I thought he was gonna kill me.
Carmen