Favorite Eastwick Quotes
Last week, he [Will] asked me how I was, and I told him I had a yeast infection.n!
Joanna
You don't understand the usefulness of anger. Society tries to force you to swallow it down like a good little girl. Because you are angry, you're a bitch. If you're a bitch, no one will you love. Well, I say, that's nonsense.
Darryl
Roxie: Thanks for coming over, even though we had a stupid fight.
Chad: You know me, I'm like a sexual Batman. You call at four AM, and I come running.
I can't tell you how wonderful it is to see the three of you together. It is...mmmm. It's majestic.
Darryl
Sometimes I wish I could meet someone who got me, you know? Someone dark and dangerous and exciting, who moves here in a cloud of scandal. And everywhere he goes, he stirs up sex and trouble. And he's got a really huge... (gasps) appreciation for art.
Roxie
Roxie: You think you're really adorable, don't you?
Darryl: I think you think I'm really adorable.
Roxie: I think you're not as adorable as you think I think you are
Penny: WWNDD?
Joanna: What would Nancy Drew do?
Penny: The man that you've had the most pathetic crush on for the last two years finally asks you out and you say, 'No'?
Joanna: Don't call me pathetic.
Penny: I didn't call you pathetic. I said that your crush is pathetic.
(looking at Kat in the sexy red dress) I have lady wood.
Roxie
(Speaking about Chad to Roxie) He wants you to text him - O M G!
Darryl
Three blind mice...three blind mice...see how they run.
Bun
Roxie: Be a kid! Act crazy. Sneak out of the house. Chase boys. Rebel!
Mia: Mom, it's not rebelling if you tell me to do it.
Roxie: Yeah, but it's still fun!
