Favorite Eastwick Quotes
(to Joanna) I'm buying you a muzzle.
Penny
Ivanka: Your dress is perfect.
Kat: Oh, really?
Ivanka: So dowdy. Almost like a tortured pilgrim growing that hair all dry and desperate for highlights. I love it. You're the perfect victim.
Morgan: It would be wrong to get married with someone when I'm sleeping with someone else. I may be a lot of things, but I don't cheat...except with my soulmate, obviously.
Penny: Awww, he's got boundaries.
Joanna: (runs after Morgan) Oh, and by the way, you also have terrible bacne, a mild case of halitosis, and miniscule man-berries.
Morgan: I happen to be an avid cyclist!
Joanna: Teeny-tiny testes. We're talking smurf-sized!
No, they're boob-iful.
Penny
Oh, I think you are going to need a larger tape.
Darryl
It's like the hokey pokey - emphasis on the pokey.
Penny
The inner animals of our citizenry will be released.
Darryl
Here's to liquid courage!
Darryl
Darryl: This is what I'm talking about. Sharing our feelings, food fights, tickle fights. I just love celebrating with you ladies!
Roxie: Tickle fights?
Darryl: Drink some more wine.
Will: You're a good friend.
Kat: And you're acting like a moron! Smarten up and be nice to Joanna.
Roxie: Excuse me, young lady?!
Mia: You are not allowed to 'young lady' me. For fifteen years, you've been trying to be my pal. You can't just turn around and be my mom.
Roxie: I will 'young lady' you all I want, young lady! And believe me, I am your mom. I have the stretch marks to prove it.
