If the point is to test my cognitive skills, I'd much rather do so by solving a murder.
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Sherlock [to Joan]

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Perhaps you missed the part about a potential weapon of mass destruction needing to be found.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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I want to have kids someday. But you go, and tell us what you find.

Marcus [to Sherlock]

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He'd only have to be the brightest bulb of a dim lot.

Sherlock [to Joan]

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Joan: Maybe I'm just lazy.
Sherlock: You most assuredly are not.

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The only color I and the other (white-nationalist) leaders care about is green.

Frick

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If you like Unicorn Utopia, you're going to love Pretty Princess Party.

Joan [to Sherlock]

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Well, that [bullet hole] wasn't made with a musket. Someone brought a modern gun to a historical battle.

Sherlock [to Gregson]

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Sherlock: Some see [the Battle of Harlem Heights] as the beginning of the end.
Gregson: We see it as the beginning on this side of the Pond.

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Joan: That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
Bodyguard: That's because it pretty much is one.

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Sherlock [to Dr. Hanson]: So that's the sum total of your professional advice: Just wait and hope for the best.

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Joan: What's that on your head?
Sherlock: It's a welder's mask from the 1930s.
Joan: OK. Why is it on your head?
Sherlock: Its filtered lenses offer better protection against glare than regular sunglasses.

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