Elementary
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Imagine the indignity of being told my brain is normal.
Sherlock [to Joan]
My personality hasn't changed.
Sherlock [to Joan]
Drew Bishop: My sister has a lot of ex-boyfriends. Which one is missing?
Sherlock: Sammy Olivetti. Tall. Tattoos. Phallus to make a Clydesdale blush.
Sherlock: You praised me yesterday for talking this all so very well. I'm really not.
Joan: That's OK. I know how scary this is.
If I can no longer function as a detective, I'm not sure I can stay sober. And if I can't stay sober, how's my brain going to heal?
Sherlock
Sherlock: You know, I was recently reminded of our fleeting mortality, so I wonder if you were approaching a point.
Bethany: You know, you could be nice to me. I'm here in distress.
Did he just steal my phone?
Bethany [to Marcus]
You're not going to go through this alone, OK?
Joan [to Sherlock]
Lin: How are you holding up?
Joan: Honestly, I wish I felt more. I was so young when he left that I don't even really remember him.
This man was not killed by God or Zeus or Indra or any other bolt-flinging deity.
Sherlock
Hit in the pelvis by a billion volts of electricity. Ouch!
Gregson
The killer's freeze ray was in the shop, so he used his lightning gun instead.
Gregson