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Elementary

Gregson: I've been a cop for 30 years, I carry a gun.
Watson: And a penis.

Irene?

Sherlock
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[Singing] Sherlock's up and Sherlock's down but he's always wears that sacred frown!

Moran

[To Watson] The thing that's different about me, is you.

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] I am dissecting a body in the middle of the night. We are not having a moment.

Watson

My name is Moriarty. I believe we're overdue for a chat

Moriarty

[To Sherlock] Wow, and insult and a boast.

Watson

[To Sherlock] This is about you, it's about everyone else who thinks that they can't do it. They see that you did and think, "I can do that too"

Alfredo

[To Joan] You're right, I bought the sobriety coins to spark conversation.

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] I found this is a second hand store. I just wanted you to know that I was thinking of you.

Joan

It's a small detail but I'm a man of detail and... I just can't accept the coin.

Sherlock

[To Sherlock] I know it's hard but, get over yourself.

Alfredo
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Elementary Season 1 Quotes

Holmes: Why do you suppose you hate your job so much?
Watson: I don't hate my job.
Holmes: You have two alarm clocks. No one with two alarm clocks loves their job. Two alarm clocks mean it's a chore for you to get up in the morning.

Watson: How do you do it, guess things?
Sherlock: I observe and then I deduce.
Watson: How did you know I was a doctor, you said you could tell from my hands.
Sherlock: Hand, singular. It was soft no calluses.
Watson: How did you know my father had an affair?
Sherlock: Google. Not everything is deducible.

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