Entourage Season 2 Quotes
R.J. Spencer: Eric, I started this website out of my parents' basement for two reasons: to get laid and to make a little money, neither of which are coming to fruition.
How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
Turtle [to Drama]
Drama: Comic-con?
Turtle: Ain't that that comic book geek-fest you go to every year?
Drama: That's no geek-fest, Turtle. That's my bread and butter. I make $1800 a day selling autties.
Turtle: You sell German cars there?
Drama: Autographs, dickbag! I've been begging you guys to come for years.
Turtle: And we've been laughing in your face for years because we don't like comic book geeks
Drama: Vanessa Angel. She did three episodes of "Viking Quest" and they just gave her this shitbag spin off. She's been riding the "Viking Quest" wave for like a decade.
Turtle: So do you.
Eric: Didn't "Angel Quest" run five times longer than "Viking Quest"?
Drama: Yeah, but it's only 'cause she showed her tits in "Playboy"
Vince [about R.J. Spencer]: I'm gonna tell him he's a fat, comic book-loving prick.
Eric: Hey listen, this guy's got a website that gets a million hits a day. He can sink a movie faster than Stephen Dorff.
Shauna: Hey, watch it asshole! That guy's my client
Turtle: You should go out with the Angel, man, I'm telling you!
Drama: Please, you know I don't like classically beautiful women. Give me a nice nose break or a lazy eye.
Turtle: You're insane
R.J. Spencer: I have one goal in my life: to drown Aquaman
Vince: Johnny, you're burnt to a crisp.
Drama: Nah, in another hour it will turn to a nice Maple syrupy brown
[discussing the RJ Spencer interview]
Shauna: Just look at the guy like a prom date. You buy him a corsage, he'll at least give you a hand job.
Turtle: Who the fuck wants a hand job?
Drama: Malibu? I booked a massage.
Vince: So cancel it. I'll have Turtle give you a rubdown
Drama: This is kind of embarrassing but sometimes I wake up in the morning fully tented. Any advice?
Dr. Joyce Brothers: Well at your age, consider yourself lucky
Don't worry about it, E. When they do a Top 40 Under 4 Feet, BOOM, top of the list!
Ari