Deadline Hollywood would run a story about me having a loose stool, much less tapes.

Ari

I don't care if Justin Bieber calls and wants me to negotiate the rights to his virginity, I don't want to talk to him.

Ari

I've always been, Billy. Only now, I'm drunk too.

Billy; You seem angry, Drama. Drama

E, I'll call you in an hour, make sure you're dopplegangbanger stays off the line.

Ari

The landing strip went out in the mid nineties. It's the truth. Everyone goes smooth nowadays.

Drama

Vinnie: How was it?
Turtle: For me or for her?
Drama: Well, we know it couldn't have been any good for her, so let's hear about you.

No [Andrew]'s not coming back. He's a coke fiend sex addict who wrote checks out of this company's account to buy hookers. So no, he will never work here again.

Ari

You know [Lizzie] fucked Andrew? That's what caused this whole spiral. It wasn't the drugs, it was her evil pussy that lured him in.

Ari

She looks great and she's single. You know what John Mayer said about her. Sexual napalm. You love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

Ari [to Andrew Sorkin about Jessica Simpson]

I'm now on Facebook because of you. I've got 600 friends. [Looks at Jessica Simpson] And John Mayer is not one of them.

Ari [to Andrew Sorkin]

Lloyd [about the dog]: Isn't he delicious?
Ari: Find something else to cook for dinner. Jessica is taking him.

Please don't tell me you're the one who picked up the straight Lizzie from the harsh gutter of life.

Ari [to Amanda]

Entourage Season 7 Quotes

He comes from a family of method actors. They'll eat glass if it's in the script.

Ari [on Cassavetes]

Even with a million-man army you sometimes have to do the grunt work yourself. Saddam Hussein had to hang a few without his assistants.

Ari