I think your eye is growing cataracts because as you see by the day's events, anyone she wants or has, be it a sitcom actor or a circus freak, I'm going after.

Ari

It's not called show friends. It's called show business!

Drama

Mike Tyson: I wanna do like the black Brady Bunch. I'm trying to rehab my image. I want to spread some of that worldly wisdom that I picked up on my journey in life.
Ari: And then if Bobby doesn't listen to you, you bite his ear off.

Lloyd: Feels like old times.
Ari: You want a demotion?

Ari: That's what marriage is for: so you can bang out your anger.

Turtle: We made out all night.
Scott: Where? At the freshman dance?

Are you kidding me? Vagina in my third favorite hole.

Drama

Assistant: I couldn't find out what Katzenberg likes to eat.
Ari: He lives off Diet Coke, you see how lean he is?

Assistant: Ari, you don't have to be nervous. You're gonna do great.
Ari: What are you, my life coach?

Ari [off to speak with Lizzy who is leaving the company]: Send 'm off with sweetness Jake! Hopefully you won't have to taste my sugar any time soon.
Assistant: Yeah, let's hope.

Ari: Well I was hoping that we could part on good terms.
Lizzy: You can go fuck yourself Ari.
Ari: Now is that nice? I'm preparing a nice severance package for you. You don't want me angry when I'm writing you a check, do you?

Lizzy: You screwed me. And I'm gonna do everything I can to pay you back.
Ari: Is it that time of the month for you Lizzy? Because I think that your hormones are making your brain forget WHO YOU'RE THREATENING.

Entourage Season 7 Quotes

He comes from a family of method actors. They'll eat glass if it's in the script.

Ari [on Cassavetes]

Even with a million-man army you sometimes have to do the grunt work yourself. Saddam Hussein had to hang a few without his assistants.

Ari