Family Guy "German Guy" Quotes
Edward: I'm a vampire, and I'm in love with this unattractive girl.
Jacob: I'm a werewolf, and I am also in love with this unattractive girl.
Edward: Boy, she sure can act though, can't she?
Jacob: Nope.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Herbert: You know Chris, all my life, I've wanted to see you locked in a basement. But now that it's happened, all I want to do is get you out!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Chris: How do I know which one to shoot? How do I know which one's the real dad??
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Peter: You're not going to get away with this, Mr. Google Search!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Lois: I'm pretty sure our washer machine is pregnant! I'm not even sure how that's scientifically possible!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5
