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Family Guy "Lottery Fever" Quotes

Stewie: You know I'm still young enough that you can drop me off at the fire station, no questions asked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: What do you mean I'm broke? What about all that money I sent to the Gayman Islands? They did what with it? No I don't want it back!
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Yes, it's nice to eat in a sea of white faces, isn't it?
 • Rating: Unrated
Lois: Is it a blood diamond?
Peter: Only the bloodiest.
 • Rating: Unrated
Stewie: Yeah, I had a giant mobile put in the sky so I can sleep wherever I want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: Well, sorry doesn't show me nipples worth seeing!
 • Rating: Unrated
Peter: No! Anna Paquin boob does not count as real boob! That's like looking at a 12-year-old boy.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: I just bought a giant room full of gold coins that I'm going to dive into like Scrooge McDuck.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Peter: You want to have it down at the bank where the Jewish guys can leer at it?
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Peter: We won! I'm getting a penis butler!
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 10
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