Family Guy "Road To The North Pole" Quotes
Santa: I'll be with Allah soon...
• Rating: 4.9 / 5.0
Santa: You ever try to make an iPod?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: Oh interesting, interesting theory Brian. Are you going to tell me Elmo isn't real? Are you going to tell me Spongebob isn't real? And Curious George?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Pooh: Why do you have such a negative attitude?
Eeyore: Because I've got a nail in my ass.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Stewie: No one vomits at the North Pole, except for Santa's wife, because she has an eating disorder!
• Rating: 3.8 / 5.0
Stewie: Brian, why does the North Pole have black teenagers?
Brian: Um, uh, from Katrina?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Stewie: Santa, now we've got a slight problem here because I've been rather naughty. But you're a business man, I'm a business man, I'm sure we (starts flicking dollar bills) can work something out.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Peter: I want a pet animal that's half chinchilla and half mink because I could call it "Chink" and that would be ok.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8