Family Guy "The Blind Side" Quotes
Stewie: "1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You d**k, that's awesome."
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Japanese Guy #1: "Hey you want to go watch a movie?"
Japanese Guy #2: "Nah we're Japanese...let's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus!"
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7