"1,2,3,4 I'm dancing from my vagina.
1,2,3,4 I'm grinding, I'm grinding
Orgasm-eyes, Orgasm-eyes, and we're done."

Stewie

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Eric: "Hi! I'm a nude vampire."
Alcide: "Hi! I'm a nude werewolf."
Sookie: "And that's the show!"
Lois: "Peter, come down! That gay show you like is on."

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"Batman, Batman, they built a lazy susan for your nuclear car. That's something they consider conversation-worthy."

Stewie

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"Hey anything is possible right? I once found the Batcave."

Stewie

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Stewie: "Brian, if I take up roller derby what od you think my name should be? Bruisin' B. Anthony, Alicia Sleaze, or Quo Hag?"
Brian: "How about Harlot O'Scara?"
Stewie: "You dick, that's awesome."

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Disabled Girl: "Mine are made from teak, what are yours made from?"
Pirate: "Mine are just press board with wood veneer, I can't get wet."
Disabled Girl: "Oh...I think I see my friends."

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Japanese Guy #1: "Hey you want to go watch a movie?"
Japanese Guy #2: "Nah we're Japanese...let's go watch a schoolgirl bang an octopus!"

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