Family Guy Season 11 Episode 12: "Valentine's Day in Quahog" Quotes
If I gave you a sandwich, could you get Chris to fart on it?Herbert
My God! My wife is seeing another mayor!Adam West
Oh, hey there Chris! Happy Valentine's Day! Hope Cupid brings you a saggy old bag of treats!Herbert
Chris: Oh, hey, um, I think I might have the wrong address, I'm looking for Mr. Herbert's house?
Sandy: No, you're at the right house. I'm his grandniece Sandy.
Chris: Wow, my name is Chris too!
Meg: Ahhhhh! Oh my God! Tobey, what happened?
Tobey: Oh, I just harvested your kidney.
Meg: Look at the size of this scar!
Tobey: Sorry, it's my first day on this job.
Meg: Well, where did you work before?
Tobey: Circuit City. So, I haven't worked in like two years.
Meg: Do you like Coldplay?
Tobey: Am I a dull white guy? Yes, I like Coldplay!
You kiss your mother with that mouth? (Stewie vomits at the reference)Brian
Brian: Hey, you think you might be able to get me some acid?
Stewie: I'll get you a rolled-up newspaper on the snout is what I'll get you! Very! Bad! Dog!
What's wrong with you, Holder-Downer 5000? That's just for women!Quagmire
Meg: I totally hit it off with this great guy on the internet and we're finally gonna meet!
Stewie: Okay, remember to ask questions about him. Seem interested. Listen. Giggle. Swallow.
Lois: You know, Peter, since it's Valentine's Day, I was thinking let's do something we've never done before.
Peter: Release the virus?
Lois: Peter, are you ready for your Valentine's gift? [drops trenchcoat, is naked]
Stewie: No, but I'm ready for therapy.