Friends

Friends Quotes (Page 4)

Season 3 Episode 21: "The One with a Chick and a Duck"

Monica: Can you believe he just offered me a restaurant?
Rachel: What a bitch. I'm gonna kick his ass.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: Okay, here's the thing.
Pete: The thing! Oh no, I hate the thing. What's the thing?
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: You can either go or help me.
Ross: Okay, I'll go.
Rachel: Okay, but before you go, can you help me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: I have to tell you something?
Monica: What?
Phoebe: I can't tell you.
Monica: Well, wouldn't it be easier if you could tell me?
Phoebe: Yeah, in a perfect world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: This has been my dream ever since I got my first Easy Bake Oven and opened "Easy Monica's Bakery."
 • Rating: Unrated

Joey: (To Chandler) You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Now you stay out here and you think about what you did!
Ross: That's a duck.
Chandler: That's a bad duck!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: I'm gonna be on TV!
Chandler: No way!
Ross: Yeah. They're putting together a panel to talk about these fossils they just found in Peru and the Discovery Channel's gonna film it.
Chandler: Oh, my God! Who's gonna watch that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: So, um, after you put the suggestion in the box, how long did it take for the roller skating thing to happen?
Phoebe: Um, about three months.
Chandler: Okay, so I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: Rach, you know, I can see you naked anytime I want.
Rachel: What?
Ross: All I have to do is close my eyes. See? (Ross closes his eyes) Woo-hoo!
Rachel: Ross, stop that!
Ross: I'm sorry.
Rachel: Come on! I don't want you thinking of me like that anymore.
Ross: Uh, sorry. Nothing you can do about it. It's one of my, uh, rights as the ex-boyfriend. (Ross closes his eyes again) Oh yeah!
Rachel: Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!
Ross: Okay, okay. I'm sorry. It will never happen-- (Closes eyes again) Uh oh. Wait a minute! Wait, wait. Now there are a hundred of you, and I'm the king!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ross: (Entering the apartment wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Rachel: Got a job on a river boat?
Ross: You know what? I didn't wear this suit for a year because you hated it. Well, guess what? You're not my girlfriend anymore, so...
Rachel: Oh I see, so this suit is making a point.
Ross: Right.
Rachel: Now that you're on you're own, you're free to look as stupid as you like.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Okay, you'd tell me the truth, right?
Ross: Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: (To Ross) How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: Oh, it was, nah, well...
Rachel: What thing? What is this thing?
Ross: I was kinda supposed to be on TV tonight for The Discovery Channel.
Rachel: Oh, my God!
Ross: Yeah.
Rachel: Ross, why didn't you tell me that?
Ross: Eh, 'cause I knew that if I told you, you'd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
Rachel: I cannot believe you.
Ross: What?
Rachel: That is the sweetest thing, I just... (they stare at each other)
Ross: (breaking the silence) You should get some sleep.
Rachel: Okay.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "The One with the Dollhouse"

Kate: He happens to be brilliant, which is more than I can say about that sweater you're dating.
Joey: Hey, I'm not interested in her sweater, alright? It's what underneath her sweater that counts.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Like what she saw, huh? Dug my action, did she? Checking out the Chan Chan man!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: (Seeing Phoebe's doll house blow bubbles) Hey, my father's house does that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: A house for dolls. That is so cool! When I was a kid I had a barrel.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, you had a barrel for a doll house?
Phoebe: No, just a barrel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Wait a minute. The house is built on radioactive waste and an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Phoebe: Okay, you obviously don't know anything about the U.S. government.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chandler: Wait a minute. You're telling me this actress person is the only woman you ever wanted who didn't want you back?
Joey: Yeah. Oh, my God. Is this what it's like to be you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Monica, Dad called this morning and, uh, Aunt Sylvia passed away.
Monica: (Pause) Yes! Yes! Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Ross: We were all pretty shaken up about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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