Friends

Friends Quotes (Page 8)

Season 3 Episode 16: "The One the Morning After"

Ross: This can't be it.
Rachel: Then how come it is?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: No. I can't. You're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me. Ever. God, and now I can't stop picturing you with her. I can't. It doesn't matter what you say or what you do, Ross. It's just changed everything. Forever.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: (About Ross and Rachel) They've been quiet for a long time.
Joey: Maybe she killed him.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Phoebe: Why are you mopping your ceiling?
Monica: There's banana on it.
Phoebe: Oh. I have the spirit of an old Indian woman living in mine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: I made a mistake, okay?
Rachel: A mistake? What were you trying to put it in, her purse?
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: You broke up?
Rachel: Yeah, but it's okay, because when Ross left Mark came over.
Monica: Oh no! Rachel! You and Mark?
Rachel: No, no, no. It's okay, calm down. Mark and I talked, and I realized how much I love your stupid brother. And yeah, we got our problems, but I really wanna make it work.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Gunther! Please tell me you didn't tell Rachel about me and the girl from the copy center.
Gunther: I'm sorry. Was I not supposed to?
 • Rating: Unrated

(Monica pulls off one of the waxing strips and yells in pain)
Phoebe: Was it not "pain-free"?
Monica: No, it was pain-ful! Oh, my God, they should call it "Pain-zine, now with a little wax."
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: They're gonna get through this, aren't they?
Chandler: Yeah, come on, it's Ross and Rachel, they've got too.
Monica: What if they don't?
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: Hey. It's three in the morning. They don't know that I've come home yet. You notice how neither one of them are wondering where I am.
Phoebe: Yeah, you know, people can be so self-involved.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Don't you realize none of this would've ever happened if I didn't think at that same moment you were having sex with Mark?
Rachel: All right. Let's say I had slept with Mark. Would you have been able to forgive me?
Ross: Yes, I would.
Rachel: You'd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Ross: (Hesitating) Yes.
Rachel: If you knew that our hot, sweaty, writhing bodies were...
Ross: (He covers his ears and yells) La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Okay, okay, yeah, I would have been devastated but, I would still want to be with you. Because it's, I mean it's you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: (About sleeping with Chloe) Listen, can you keep this information to yourself?
Isaac: Aw, no problem dude. You know we got to look out for each other. We're the same, you and me.
Ross: Actually, no, we're not.
Isaac: Yeah, we are.
Ross: No, we're not.
Isaac: Yeah, we are.
Ross: No, we're not!
Isaac: Okay, we're not.
Ross: Right.
Isaac: But, we are.
Ross: Fine. I just need to know that you're not gonna tell your sister.
Isaac: I can promise not to tell her again.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: (About telling Rachel that he slept with another woman) What is she gonna say when I tell her what I did?
Chandler: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
Ross: What?! Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right? How am I supposed to do that without being totally honest with each other?
Joey: Look, Ross, look, I'm on board about this totally honesty thing. I am just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble.
Chandler: He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her.
Joey: Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.
Ross: Yeah, but don't you think...
Chandler: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 15: "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"

Monica: So what country is he from?
Phoebe: Kazhg ...kazt ... there's a "g" in there.
Monica: (Referring to the country's location) Where is that?
Phoebe: In your atlas!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phoebe: (Barging into the apartment) I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Monica: Why, do you have a report due?
 • Rating: Unrated

Monica: Can I have a tissue?
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, sure. I just hope you don't accidentally suck it up through your nose and choke on it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: Maybe we should take a break.
Ross: You're right. Let's cool off, get some frozen yoghurt.
Rachel: No, a break from us.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: (On the phone at work) I have the invoice right in front of me, and it clearly states that we ordered the Riviera bikini in a variety of sizes and colors. What? What difference does it make what I'm wearing!?
 • Rating: Unrated

Ross: Is Rach in her room?
Monica: Oh, no. She's still at work, but she told me to tell you to call her.
Ross: What? Is she gonna cancel on me again? How could she do this? Doesn't she know it's our anniversary?
Monica: Alright, Ross? This is the extent of my knowledge on the subject: Call Rachel.
 • Rating: Unrated

Chandler: I thought tonight was your big anniversary dinner.
Ross: Yeah, there's been a little change of plans. We're breaking up instead.
 • Rating: Unrated

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