Friends Season 1 Quotes
Chandler: Hey, where you been?
Joey: I went back to Riff's. I think Ursula likes me. All I ordered was coffee, she brought me a tuna melt and four plates of curly fries.
Chandler: Score.
Ross: Oh, Pheebs, I'm sorry, I've got to go. I've got Lamaze class.
Chandler: (Mocking) Oh, and I've got Earth Science, but I'll catch you in Gym.
Joey: Hey, have you guys ever been to the Rainbow Room? Is it expensive?
Chandler: Only if you order stuff...
Joey: I'm taking Ursula there, it's her birthday.
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about Phoebe's birthday?
Joey: When's that?
Ross: Tonight!
Joey: Oh, man... what are the odds of that happening?
We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.
Mr. Douglas
This is unbelievable. It's been like a half an hour. If this was a cartoon, you'd be looking like a ham right about now.
Chandler
I always knew I was having a baby. I just never realized the baby was having me.
Ross
(To Ross about labor) Oh, what do you know?! No one's going up to you and saying, "Hi, is that your nostril? Mind if we push this pot roast through it?!"
Carol
Rachel: Um, Pheebs, so, you guys just don't get along?
Phoebe: It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know, I mean, like, everyone always thought of her as the pretty one, you know. Oh, oh, she was the first one to start walking, even though I did it, later that same day. But, to my parents, by then it was like "Yeah, right, well what else is new?"
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister.
Joey: I'm saying I see a difference.
Chandler: They're twins!
Ross: I don't know whether he's testing me, or just acting out, but my monkey is out of control. But, he keeps erasing the messages on my machine, supposedly by accident.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, I've done that.
Ross: And then, like three days in a row he got to the newspaper before I did and peed all over the crossword.
Rachel: I've never done that.
Chandler: (Thinking he's talking to Phoebe) Wait, wait! What are you doing here?
Ursula: Yeah, um, I was over there, and then you said "Excuse me, hello miss," so now I'm here.
Joey: No, no how come are you working here?
Ursula: Right, yeah, 'cause it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute.
Mr.Heckles: You're doing it again.
Monica: We're not doing anything. We're just sitting around talking, quietly.
Mr.Heckles: I can hear you through the ceiling. My cats can't sleep.
Rachel: You don't even have cats.
Mr.Heckles: I could have cats.
