Friends Season 1 Quotes
Chandler: (About dating a coworker) It's not just that she's cute, okay? It's just that... She's really, really cute.
Ross: It doesn't matter, you don't dip your pen in the company ink.
Monica: I can't believe you. You still haven't told that girl she doesn't have a job yet?
Chandler: Well, you still haven't taken down the Christmas lights.
Monica: Congratulations, I think you've found the world's thinnest argument.
Chandler: I'm just trying to find the right moment, you know?
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldn't be so hard, now that you're dating.
Macaroni and cheese! We gotta make this!
Steve
Oooh! Tartlets! Tartlets. Tartlets. The word has lost all meaning.
Steve
Well, smack my ass and call me Judy!
Steve
Ross: (On his plans for his date tonight) Oh, I just thought we could go out to dinner, and then maybe bring her back to my place and I'd introduce her to my monkey.
Chandler: And he's not speaking metaphorically.
(Teaching Ross to talk dirty) If you can't talk dirty to me, how are you going to talk dirty to her? Now, tell me you want to caress my butt!
Joey
Ross: Hey guys. Does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: How about Tony's? If you can finish a thirty-two-ounce steak, it's free.
Ross: Okay. Hey, does anyone know a good place if you're not dating a puma?
Celia: Say something... hot.
Ross: (Panicked) Er... um...
Celia: What?
Ross: Um... uh... vulva.
(After spilling a bag of Gummy Bears) Oh no! Bears overboard! They're, they're drowning! (Starts throwing Sugar O's cereal to the Gummy Bears) Hey fellas, grab onto a Sugar O, save yourselves!
Steve
(Talking to his former boss on the telephone) Yeah, I miss you too. It's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know?
Chandler
Oooh! Taco shells! You know what these are? They're like little corn envelopes!
Steve
