Friends Season 1 Quotes
Aunt Syl, stop yelling! All I'm saying is that if you had told me vegetarian lasagna, I would have made vegetarian lasagna. (Pause) Well, the meat's only every third layer, maybe you could scrape.
Monica
Ross: Well, looks like we kicked your butts.
Joey: No. No. She kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Phoebe: All right, you know Paolo?
Ross: I'm familiar with his work. Yes.
Rachel: Oh my God. Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot, because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies.
Chandler: Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine, until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio
Joey: You knew about that?
Chandler: Well, let's just say the impressions you made in the butter left little to the imagination.
Ross: (Looking at a picture) When did you and Susan meet Huey Lewis?
Carol: That's our friend Tanya
What am I supposed to do with a dozen lasagnas? (Gasps) Nice talk, Aunt Syl. Do you kiss Uncle Freddy with that mouth?
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Chandler: That's patio furniture.
Joey: So what? People are like gonna come in and think: "Uh-oh, I'm outside again"?
Phoebe: Ooh, this is cool... It says in some parts of the world, people actually eat the placenta.
Chandler: And we're done with the yogurt.
(About Rachel and Paolo) What am I supposed to do, huh? Call immigration? (Pauses, looks suddenly inspired) I could call immigration!
Ross
(To his Mom) You kissed my best Ross! Or something to that effect.
Chandler
Mrs. Bing: (On TV) I bought my son his first condoms.
(Pause)
Chandler: And then he burst into flames.
