Friends Season 1 Quotes
C'mon, man, she's needy. She's vulnerable. I'm thinking, cha-ching!
Joey
Come on, Ross, you gotta get back in the game here, okay? The Rachel thing's not happening, your ex-wife is a lesbian. I don't think we need a third.
Chandler
Phoebe: (While doing the ritual) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
Rachel: Ok, Pheebs, you know what, if we had that, we wouldn't be doing the ritual in the first place.
Listen guys, it was great seeing you again. Mon, um, easy on those cookies, okay? Remember, they're just food, they're not love.
Roger
Rachel: (Angry) What?
Chandler: (To Rachel) That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nippular area.
Phoebe: Hey, Joey. What's going on?
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Monica: Joey!! What the hell were you doing?!
Joey: Sorry. Wrong boobies.
Rachel: Tit for tat.
Chandler: Well I'm not showing you my tat.
If I turn into my parents, I'll either be an alcoholic blond chasing after 20 year old boys or... I'll end up like my mom.
Chandler
Chandler: You know, I don't know why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies.
Rachel: Nice? They were nice? I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: (Illustrating) Okay. Rock. Hard place. Me.
Mr. Tribbiani: Remember when you were a little kid, I used to take you to the navy yard and show you the big ships?
Joey: Since then?!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy.
Rachel: Any of you guys want anything else?
Chandler: Oh, yes, could I have one of those--
Rachel: No, I'm sorry, we're all out of those. Anybody else?
Mr. Tribbiani: Joe, your dad's in love big time. And the worst part of it is, it's with two different women.
Joey: Oh man. Please tell me one of them is Ma.
