I'm scaroused.

Fry

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Fry: Since when is the Internet all about robbing people of their privacy?
Bender: August 6, 1991.

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So long Earth. Thanks for the air and what not.

Fry

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Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry. I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care about a female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.

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In any case, I've improved on Fry by sticking some wheels on a board.

Professor

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I can eat a hot dog underwater.

Fry

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Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people!

Zoidberg

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It sure was nice of the Mayor's Wife to have sex with me.

Fry

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Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!

Fry

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Professor: How did you know that?
Zoidberg: My doctorate is in art history.

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All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer.

Professor

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Crippling pain? That's not covered by my insurance fraud!

Bender

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