Favorite Futurama Quotes
Fry: Mmm. Mmm! Now this is what I call a thousand years of progress: A Bavarian cream dog that's also self-microwaving!
Fry: All I know is I've got a ghost that needs busting.
Conrad: Who ya gonna call?
Fry: Ghost-
Operator: -The number you have dialed has been lame since 1989.
All this knowledge is giving me a raging brainer.
Professor
Crippling pain? That's not covered by my insurance fraud!
Bender
Professor: How did you know that?
Zoidberg: My doctorate is in art history.
Oh, they're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!
Fry
Amy : It worked! They totally think we're making out!
Fry : Yea! (He and Amy begin juggling)...Hey, why aren't we making out?
Amy : I don't know.
In the event of a wormhole sendin' us back in time do not kill your parents. If you are traveling with small children help them not to kill you before not killing your own parents.
Bender
All this prolonged exposure to radiation is making me thirsty.
Fry
Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead
Leela: Aww! Somebody likes snouts.
Fry: Is it me?
Has my reputation preceded me or was I too quick for it?
Zapp Brannigan
