Now that's a tree worth chopping down.

Fry

Pine trees aren't barking snakes - they won't just turn up in a salad in Olive Garden.

Professor

You know Santa may have killed Scruffy, but he makes a good point.

Fry

Hooray! A happy ending for the rich people!

Zoidberg

Bender: I want to be alone!
Hedonismbot: Alone with me?
Bender: I said scram, grapey!

One dip in that toxic muck and your DNA will be permanently mutated. You'll grow a camel hump or a Zoidberg face.

Fry

Give generously knowing some poor helpless mutant will thank you. Not in person. Thank god.

Narrator

Mrs. Astor: Would you Farnsworths care to be my guests tomorrow to the Astrid Endowment Fundraiser? All the best families will be there.
Fry: We can take them.

I can eat a hot dog underwater.

Fry

This calls for a party, baby. I'm ordering 100 kegs, 100 hookers and 100 Elvis impersonators that aren't above a little hooking should the occasion arise.

Bender

Professor: We've been hired to make our 100th building delivery!
Hermes: That's nearly ten per year.

Come, Nixon, introduce me to the kitchen staff so iImay lay down the law on Lrr's low sodium diet.

Ndnd

Futurama Season 7 Quotes

Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

Zapp Brannigan

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead