Horns are a sign of virility. Plus, they house my testes.

Lrr

I built this castle with my own two slaves.

Lrr

You are hereby conquered. Please line up in order of how much beryllium it takes to kill you.

Lrr

Fry: What do you think of my comic?
Bender: Let me put it this way, after I leave here I'm getting a memory enema.

What's on the TV tonight? Oh wait, I don't care, I have a date!

Lrr

Ndnd: Lrr, you, you lazy ruler of Omicron Persei 8! You said you'd conquer a planet but you haven't yet shed your skin.
Lrr: Yes, uh, I heard you the first hundred times. I'll conquer something tomorrow after I fuel up on one of your egg white yolks.
Ndnd: You want yolks? Fine, enjoy your stroke.

I'm Lrrr, ruler of the planet Omicron Persei 8. Can I crash on your couch?

Lrr

Your key card may not open the Exercise Room, because someone smeared mystery on the lock.

Narrator

Fry: Mmm, what smells saturated?
Amy: Deep fried ice cream sandwich wrapped in frosting and lightly baconed.

As I told you on Suckerpunch Day, I'm through being a chump!

Fry

Linda: Tonight at eleven.
Morbo: DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Amy: Is it possible to get everyone back to normal using four or more bodies?
Professor: I'm not sure. I'm afraid we need to use... math!

Futurama Season 7 Quotes

Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

Zapp Brannigan

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead