A floor? We live like Kings!

Zoidberg

Bender: I have everything I ever wanted: money, wealth, riches...

We're just the people this mind-switcher was made for by us!

Amy

Professor: As a man enters his 18th decade, he thinks back on the mistakes he made in life.
Amy: Like the heaps of the dead monkeys?
Professor: Science can not move forward without heaps!

Of course, it would all require split second robot timing. That's where I come in. You see, I own a watch.

Bender

Things don't exist simply because you believe in them, thus sayeth the almighty creature in the sky!

Dr. Banjo

I'm not crazy. I created you all. And I can here in a homemade spaceship and lived in a cave. If you don't believe me, ask my Uncle.

Professor

Lawyer: Objection. In the absence of pants, defense's suspenders serve no purpose.
Judge: I'm going to allow them, for now.

Amy: I think they just want wives. Just play along and if it doesn't work out, we still get half of their rocks.
Leela: I can earn my own rocks. Also, I don't want any rocks.

Professor: All these trees are robotic. I can't believe how quickly they sprung up.
Bender: I can. robots do everything fast including evolving and believing how quickly things spring up.

We've gotta save them! But the only weapon we have is my fan dance.

Fry

If this is anything like killing the pigeon on my balcony, we've got our work cut out for us.

Leela

Futurama Season 7 Quotes

Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

Zapp Brannigan

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead