I remembered you liked superheroes, so I painted a mural on your wall. This is Father-Man. He fights crime to earn Son-Boy's respect. Is it working?

Zoidberg

Ah, the water's as sterile as my milk-man trusting father.

Professor

Fry: Is this your only water source? It looks like Diet Doctor Pepper.
Professor: It's not that bad. It's just laden with toxic minerals.

Professor: Evolution is under attack in our schools? To the science mobile!
Leela: You mean the ship?
Professor: Yes, the scence mobile!
Leela: It's just htat you never called it that before.

Sorry, I hooked up with Bender last night. Dude was all over my snooze button.

Alarm Clock

You can't simply know something by assembling a committee of words! That's it! I'll assemble your comittee!

Professor

On the whole, Earth society is useless, but they do have these things called antique rugs that are great for peeing on.

Cat

Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used. Like the Death Ray.

Professor

Hermes: Push harder, Bender.
Bender: I can't. You should have called my cousin, Turner.

Amy: You called my thesis a fat sack of barf, and then you stole it?
Cat: Welcome to academia.

He isn't dead! He's one of those dog-operated puppets that's been adapted for use by a cat!

Nibbler

We're not building something sinister if that's what you're implying. Now come on, something sinister won't build itself!

Bender

Futurama Season 7 Quotes

Fire all weapons and open a hailing frequency for my victory yodel.

Zapp Brannigan

Fry: Professor, my Fry-fro's all frizzy.
Farnsworth: Okay?
Fry: That's all. Oh, also, I'm covered in severe burns.
Farnsworth: So, what of it?
Fry: Well...why is...those things?
Farnsworth: You mean you don't remember?
Fry: Nope, nothing. It's like when I passed out in college except nobody drew magic marker penises on my forehead