Favorite Gary Unmarried Quotes
Louise: Thank you dad, you restored my faith in men
Allison: What'd he do? Wear pants to go get the mail?
Allison: Why don't you throw a punch?
Gary: I'm trying but she's not where I'm punching!
Her fist isn't swollen from me beating it... with my face?
Allison: You know how I felt the first time he held his arms around me?
Gary: Were you helping him in or out of the tub?
Allison [about their marriage counselor]: He makes me feel young.
Gary: Of course he does, he's 80!
Allison: Have you noticed that Tommy's afraid of girls?
Gary: He should be afraid of girls. They pretend to like you and then take all your stuff
