Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes
(Rory opens Babette's front door, Dean comes in)
Dean: Oh hi! I wasn't expecting you.
Rory: Or me you. I mean, you me. I mean, come on in you.
(talking about Dean)
Lorelai: Do you know him?
Rory: (answering quickly) No.
Lorelai: No?
Rory: Well, he goes to my old school, so i see him there sometimes...but um...I go to Chilton now.
Lorelai: Thanks for the update. (Lorelai walks away)
Rory: You're welcome.
(About the bake sale)
Max: Very Henry VIII.
Lorelai: Well we're not into subtle.
Max: Good to see you, Lorelai.
Lorelai: Oh, good to see you, Mr. Medina.
Max: Max.
Lorelai: Mr. Medina.
Max: Max.
Lorelai: Mr. Medina, meet Sookie, the chef at the Inn. Sookie, Mr. Medina.
Sookie: What's the name again?
Lorelai: Mr. Medina.
Sookie: I know, you've said it like a zillion times.
Lorelai: Sweetie you're never gonna find the deer.
Rory: Well I'm gonna try.
Lorelai: Well I'm in heels!
Rory: Well stay in the car.
Lorelai: It's dangerous in the car with all the kamikaze deer running around...
(getting out of the car)
Rory: I have to find it.
Lorelai: Alright, wait up! So what does the deer look like? Huh? Does it have any distinguishing marks - besides the word 'Jeep' imprinted on it's forehead?
Rory: Oh my God, I just got hit by a deer!
Lane: You hit a deer?
Rory: No, I got hit by a deer!
Lane: How do you get hit by a deer?
Rory: I was at a stop sign and it hit me.
Lane: Was it a 4-way stop?
Rory: What does that matter?
Lane: I don't know. I don't know what to ask after you've been hit by a deer.
Rory: I have a test on Friday.
Lorelai: Ooh, a test. Great!
Rory: On Shakespeare.
Lorelai: The bard with a beard. Love it.
Rory: It's twenty percent of my grade.
Lorelai: Just makes life interesting. Now what do we have to do to get you an "A" on that test?
Rory: Do you really think I can do this?
Lorelai: I bet you a dollar.
Rory: That all? That's all my future's worth, one dollar?
Lorelai: Well, you did get a "D."
Luke: You look like you need pie.
Rory: I do?
Luke: Violent pencil tossing usually signals the need for pie.
Rory: What if I'd thrown a pen?
Luke: I would've brought you a trout.
Rory: What?
Luke: I don't make the rules, I just carry them out.
Rory: Lorelai, go to your room!
Lorelai: Wow, smart girls are mean!
Lorelai: Yeah. This school is so different from Stars Hollow you know. They send home like a thousand pages of updates every week. It's a very intense place.
Sookie: Uh huh.
Lorelai: Last week there was a huge debate over whether plaid scrunchies were acceptable head wear. People took sides, things got ugly, the scrunchie motion finally passed and I'd like to think I was the tie breaker.
Rory: Jeez, who's naked?
Lorelai: Uh, Lucien Mills, food critic.
Rory: Yeah? How's his butt?
Lorelai: No, no. He's supposed to review the restaurant.
Behold, in theaters now, The Thing That Reads a Lot.
</i> Lorelai
Waiter: May I be fired now?
Lorelai: Absolutely.
