Gilmore Girls

Gilmore Girls Season 1 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 1 Episode 18: "The Third Lorelai"

Lorelai: Work.
Rory: Life.
Lorelai: Dig it man.
Rory: Peace out Humphrey.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Trix: You talk about me like I'm dead.
Richard: Oh you're never going to die, you're too stubborn!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lorelai: What would Miss Manners say about this?
Emily: If she met your grandmother, she'd understand.
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Lorelai: (about the rabbit they're having for dinner) You brought it with you from London?
Trix: Yes.
Lorelai: What, did you get it a seat?
Richard: Dry ice.
Lorelai: Wow! That's inventive.
 • Rating: Unrated

Richard: Long distance phone call.
Lorelai: God?
Richard: London
Lorelai: God lives in London?
Richard: No, my mother lives in London.
Lorelai: Your mother is God? So, God is a woman.
(Couple minutes later)
Lorelai: I still can't get over the fact that I'm related to God. This will make getting Madonna tickets so much easier.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rory: I swear to God.
Paris: Are you atheist?
Rory: Excuse me?
Paris: Because that affects the validity of your swearing to God.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rory: Uh, Paris? What are these cards that fell out of your jacket?
Paris: Oh yeah. Those are notes for tonight.
Rory: Notes?
Paris: Yeah. Just some reference points really. You know, subjects to bring up in case the conversation lags.
Rory: Well can I suggest that you leave this one about the Spanish Inquisition out?
 • Rating: Unrated

Paris: I brought everything just in case there was some sort of hidden potential in something that I just didn't see. So?
Rory: Well you'd be one well-dressed widow.
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Rory: (about Paris) She's going out on a date with Tristan.
Lorelai: How'd that happen?
Rory: I did a little matchmaking.
Lorelai: (in a Ricky Ricardo voice) Lucy, how many times have I told you not to butt into other people's business?
Rory: Never.
Lorelai: (normal voice) Good going.
 • Rating: Unrated

Madeline: (to Paris) Looks like we're going to have to do the Pink Ladies makeover on you.
Louise: We'll turn you from a sweet Sandy to a sluty Sandy. Dancing at the school fair with high heels, black spandex and permed hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Madeline and Louise are in a nearly empty classroom on Saturday morning)
Louise: I'm going back to sleep. Tell Paris I hate her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rory: Listen there's something I have to tell you.
Lorelai: What?
Rory: I loaned Paris your black mini and there's a good chance you may never see it again.
Lorelai: Oh well there's something I have to tell you.
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You lost out on a quarter of a million dollars today.
 • Rating: Unrated

Emily: Do you know that every night at dinner the Kennedy clan would sit around the table having lively debates about everything under the sun. They would quiz each other about current events, historical events and intellectual trivia. Now the Gilmore clan is just as smart and wordly as the Kennedy's so come on someone say something.
Lorelai: Did you know that butt models make $10,000 a day?
Emily: Camelot is truly dead.
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Lorelai: (answering the phone) Independence Inn.
Emily: I need the hat rack.
Lorelai: (mysteriously) The fish flies at night.
Emily: What?
Lorelai: I don't know. Who is this?
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Rory: Louis, I think this is the beginning of a wonderful friendship.
Tristan: (pause) Who's Louis?
Rory: Think about it.
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Lorelai: Where's it going?
Emily: Third floor.
Lorelai: How about second floor?
Emily: Third floor.
Lorelai: How about first floor on a ladder?
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Season 1 Episode 17: "The Breakup, Part 2"

Lorelai: Well, did he...try something?
Rory: What?
Lorelai: You know. Did he wanna...
Rory: What?
Lorelai: Did he wanna go faster than you -
Rory: God no!
Lorelai: Ok, ok, I'm sorry.
Rory: Jeez!
 • Rating: Unrated

Rory: Oh God!
Lorelai: What?
Rory: I forgot your meatball in the car!
Lorelai: Oh, honey, forget it.
Rory: No, I can't believe I left your meatball in the car!
 • Rating: Unrated

Lane: Hi, my name's Lane.
Louise: As in, 'walk down a...'
Lane: Yes, exactly.
 • Rating: Unrated

(Rory reads list where Lorelai wrote 'wallow')
Rory: Mom ...
Lorelai: What? It's on the list. Don't you have to do it if it's on the list?
Rory: I'm not going to wallow.
Lorelai: But I put it after going to the recycling center.
 • Rating: Unrated

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