You don't wanna know me.

Adam [to Hannah]

Adam: I thought you said he was gay.
Hannah: Well I don't know now. He had gay apps on his iPhone and liked to show his ankles but what does that even mean in this day and age?

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

Hannah

My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!

Shoshanna

No wonder truckers do cocaine, this is boring as hell.

Hannah

Ray: What did you think I did?
Marnie: I don't know, read, eat soup, write letters of complaint to local businesses?

Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.

Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?

Hannah

I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.

Hannah

Could you stop saying "checking in" it's fucking weird.

Marnie [to Ray]

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

Marnie

Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?

Adam

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.