Favorite Girls Quotes
We watched "Wild Things" once and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, but then he dated you and I realized his issues were way more complicated than just him being gay.
Elijah [to Marnie]
Everyone here looks how I'd look with a nose job.
Adam
Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?
Adam
I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.
Marnie
I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!
Hannah's mom
That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.
Charlie
I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.
Marnie [to Ray]
By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?
Marnie [to Ray]
I'm sorry if I minimized it, I'm just unwilling to accept the idea you have two great a boyfriend.
Hannah
Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.
I should probably wait until he's capable of wiping himself.
Hannah
I'm sorry I have a boner. It's not for you.
Elijah [to Hannah]
