You just said snack room and everything blurred.

Hannah

Do you think I think this is the best use of my literary voice and my myriad of talents?

Hannah

Marnie: Since when is Jessa even a drug addict?
Hannah: She’s really just a life addict.

Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?

Hannah

I’m really really not hungry so I guess just order me a short stack of pancakes and some turkey bacon, but I guess if they don’t have turkey bacon get me regular bacon. And a milkshake.

Hannah

Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

I wouldn't even sleep with a cater waiter and they're my age.

Marnie

Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

Hannah

Wowwww, when was the last time an addict lied?

Adam

I had a bad breakup. It's okay I think we're gonna be able stay friends you know, but I'm not gonna do what Hannah does and order 6 pizzas to make myself feel better.

Marnie

I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!

Hannah's mom

That's a semi hard dick with the squirrel skin wrapped around it.

Charlie

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.