Favorite Girls Quotes
I'm not a fucking JAP daycare, absolutely not.
Ray
Will you get out of me?
Shoshanna
I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.
Hannah
Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.
I walked into the bathroom the other day and he was sitting there and taking a shit and drinking milk at the same time.
Marnie [about Adam]
Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.
What accents are you guys doing, because I don't like not getting jokes.
Hannah
It's like having a clit in your butt.
Hannah
Hey Marnie, if you had read the essay and it wasn't about you, do you think would've liked it?
Hannah
What the f*ck you guys looking at? Go back to your panda videos before I turn off the wi-fi.
Ray
Guys like that will try anything once, even love.
Jessa
This is where i live. You know, I'd have to find new friends, I'd have to find a new place to buy yogurt. Plus I don't really know if writing is something that can be taught.
Hannah
