Hannah: How do I look?
Charlie: You look like you're gonna go put a hex on some popular girls.
Hannah: Oh okay American History X.

Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.

Adam

Hannah: Okay that's Adam
Jessa: He does sort of look like the original man.

There are certain people who are meant to remain in your past. I made a mistake trying to repurpose you.

Hannah

It's like having a clit in your butt.

Hannah

Enjoy going through life as yourself.

Marnie

I'll be your crack spirit guide.

Jessa

Jessa has HPV, like a couple of different strains of it. She says that all adventurous women do.

Shoshanna

Is this the game? You chase me like I'm in the fucking Beatles for six months, and then when I finally get comfortable with things you wanna shrug?

Adam

Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.

Hannah

Fuck it. Brooklyn Heights is classy. I'm in.

Ray

Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

Hannah [to her parents]

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.