I'm gonna go now, your dad is gay.

Elijah

Hannah: So I lost a friend yesterday, a close friend.
Ray: Marnie finally decide to throw in the towel?

I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple of natural disasters.

Elijah

She's a beautiful fuckin' rainbow. Cutting and sublime. And she's gonna be the best fuckin' therapist ever. I envy her future patients because she's a truth-teller. And her perfect face is the least beautiful thing about her.

Adam [about Jessa]

I'm letting you know that it is okay to act on this fantasy because I am gross and so are you.

Hannah

I shut down? I gave up? Do you have any idea how hard this has been for me? I have bruises all over my body from the two-hour massages that I need to deal with the stress of your addiction.

Marnie

Holding on to toxic relationships keeps us from growing.

Adam

You look like a Mexican teenager.

Charlie [to Hannah]

I may be deflowered but I am not devalued.

Shoshanna

I leave my body during sex. It's called disassociation. It's an anxiety symptom.

Caroline

I didn't lose my job, I gave it away.

Hannah

Ray: My favorite show growing up was this obscure Russian cartoon about a tiny cup of borscht that had no father. The catchphrase was "Papa would be so hungry." Shaped me as a child.
Shoshanna: That explains so much.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.