Great about med school, so exciting! How are the hot doctors-to-be? I always watch Grey's Anatomy. I never miss an episode.

Hannah

I always promised myself I'd never get married until I had a swimming pool in my living room.

Hannah

Margo: What's Hannah going to do with engagement ring?
Lorraine: She's going to wear it on her fucking finger when she gets engaged.

He's odd, he's angry, he's uncomfortable in his own skin.

Lorraine [about Adam]

Adam's friend: Wow you've got a lot of darkness in you.
Marnie: A lot of that is stuff I wrote on Ambien.

That romance, that mystery, that thrill, that goes. And you know what you're left with? Trying to seduce someone who just wants you to leave so they can jerk off and take the bus to rehearsal.

He treats me like an ottoman with a vagina.

Hannah

Shoshanna: You look like a junkie.
Jessa: I am a junkie.

It smells like Marnie's. It smells like cookies and air freshener.

Adam

I have a job to do now. I have to focus and I'm not here to fill up your life with fucking stories for your fucking twitter!

Adam

Hannah: What drama? This is just me?
Adam: Exactly.

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.