We didn't really talk about it, you know you talked about it and I listened.

Hannah [to Adam]

Am I seriously the only one of us who prides herself on being a truly authentic person?

Hannah

You an underdog? You look like a f**king Kennedy.

Patti LuPone [to Elijah]

You're saying I'm sweet, I'm saying you're sweet, it's sweet.

Marnie

I mean like Adam's about to be on Broadway, Marnie's clearly about to be a pop star, and I don't know, you were supposed to be the famous artist in this group and now you're just working in advertising.

Shoshanna

You know we're not gonna find out of course, we want it to be a surprise, but I can feel the labia forming. This is a woman.

Caroline

If you're here to tell me what a bad person I am, I don't wanna hear it. Seriously I know. And no I have not told Shoshanna yet but I will and I fucking know I have to do it. And I know that I need to have more respect for the emotional property of other women and I know that I use sex for validation because it's what I do.

Marnie

BD I'm not gonna help you kill yourself. Really I can not keep having this discussion. The first day I thought it was colorful and cute, but now it's just getting bizarre.

Jessa

Thank you, it's really helpful to know you were a fuck-up too.

Shoshanna [to Marnie]

It came from like a deep place of insecurity. I'm not proud, at all.

Marnie

I'm really intuitive about these things. I've predicted two of my friends divorces, one pregnancy, and a couple of natural disasters.

Elijah

This is where i live. You know, I'd have to find new friends, I'd have to find a new place to buy yogurt. Plus I don't really know if writing is something that can be taught.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.