Popular Girls Quotes
We watched "Wild Things" once and I was pretty sure we were gonna start jacking off together, but then he dated you and I realized his issues were way more complicated than just him being gay.
Elijah [to Marnie]
Everyone here looks how I'd look with a nose job.
Adam
I'd say in some ways he's the most mature person I've ever met and in other ways he's not yet been born.
Hannah [about Adam]
Does she mean "have fun" because broadway is the most seductive of mistresses?
Hannah
He's gonna need you to support him and forgive him, because he's gonna be an asshole.
Patti Lupone
I'm not even attracted to you. I was wearing rehab goggles.
Jessa
I wouldn't be eating pizza in front of you if I liked you.
Marnie [to Ray]
By the way your Netflix came. Bridget Jones 2, seriously?
Marnie [to Ray]
This is how much money I make a week? This is a lot more than my rent. This is insane, I'm just gonna like walk into a store in the Meatpacking district and make it rain!
Hannah
Adam: The only thing I remember about my grandma is that she had rough skin and spit a lot.
Hannah: My grandma's very neat and she had skin like a kitten's ear.
Grandma Flo: Wow you look nice, what did you do?
Hannah: Oh I gained 15 pounds.
Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
