Popular Girls Quotes
I have been dating someone who treats my heart like it's monkey meat. I feel like a delusional, invisible person half the time so I need to learn what it's like to be treated well before it's too late for me.
Hannah
You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting.
Hannah
I cut her off so she'd have something to write about!
Hannah's mom
Why is everyone struggling in New York? Why don't we all just move here and start the revolution?
Hannah
You don't wanna know me.
Adam [to Hannah]
Enjoy going through life as yourself.
Marnie
I'll be your crack spirit guide.
Jessa
I could massage your groin in a non-sexual way.
Shoshanna
I've never seen him outside his house. I've never seen him with a shirt on!
Hannah [about Adam]
Last time I got drunk I ate all this brie and threw up on my cell phone.
Hannah
All I ever wanted for you was to find satisfaction outside of our relationship.
Marnie [to Charlie]
Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.
