Guys we're so disconnected. I thought this would just be a nice opportunity for us to have fun together and prove to everyone via Instagram that we could still have fun as a group.

Marnie

Oh my God, I'm not staying down here. It's like a monsoon is brewing.

Hannah

Jessa, I put you in the lighthouse because it's bohemian.

Marnie

Marnie: Where's Jessa? Did she not even show?
Hannah: No, she just insists on sitting in the back of the bus for political reasons.

I like reading emotional cues from strangers in high-pressure situations.

Adam

I think it's time to unchoose some of those choices.

Shoshanna

Oh that's amazing. It's really hard for a jew to gain respect in sports.

Jessa

Do you think I think this is the best use of my literary voice and my myriad of talents?

Hannah

You just said snack room and everything blurred.

Hannah

Yeah but I wouldn't call this a corporate job. I mean it's GQ magazine. It's a literary institution.

Hannah

Look I'm trying here. I'm trying to follow the protocol of a gentleman and a squire.

Ray [to Marnie]

Could you stop saying "checking in" it's fucking weird.

Marnie [to Ray]

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.