If you died the world would blur. I wouldn’t know what a tree was.

Adam

I feel like my bandana collection is like my most developed collection.

Shoshanna

I just hope when I die that I don’t see it coming. I hope I’m already dead and then 5 minutes later I’m like what the fuck? Just happened.

Hannah

It's definitely my genetic material.

Adam [about the tooth necklace]

Hello my name is Marnie Michaels. I am prominently featured in many of Hannah's essays.

Marnie

I leave my body during sex. It's called disassociation. It's an anxiety symptom.

Caroline

It's really amazing that all three of you have accomplished so little in the four year since college.

Shoshanna

Oh and you guys remember Adam from my period of mental illness.

Hannah [to her parents]

If you don't tell me what you're sick with I can't help you. And furthermore, I can't care.

Ray

You should feel very confident because I am a lot better at this when I'm not in the middle of an Obsessive Compulsive Meltdown.

Hannah

Adam, you’re like so dementedly helpful.

Shoshanna

I don’t wanna do it and it’s really liberating to say no to shit you hate.

Hannah

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.