Oh I'm so sorry you won't be gracing us with your presence anymore. And I'll see you in a week when you quit whatever bullshit gig you're leaving for and come back here begging for your old job again.

Ray [to Hannah]

Ray: Maybe for the time being it would be best to keep this on the DL.
Marnie: Go fuck yourself, like I'd advertise this.

I wanted you to tell me what's wrong with me.

Marnie [to Ray]

Ray: What did you think I did?
Marnie: I don't know, read, eat soup, write letters of complaint to local businesses?

This is a space cigarette invited by Stephen Dorff. It's just water vapor and good things like that.

Jessa

My recent hijinks have really taken a toll on my GPA!

Shoshanna

Can you believe my friend told me she died so that she didn't have to hang out with me?

Jessa

Adam: I thought you said he was gay.
Hannah: Well I don't know now. He had gay apps on his iPhone and liked to show his ankles but what does that even mean in this day and age?

It's just crazy that you don't know the depth of someone's power until their funeral. It's so sad.

Hannah

Caroline: You know medication did make me feel less.
Hannah: It did?
Carolina: Yeah.
Hannah: See that’s really not good for a writer.
Caroline: Yeah but it’s really good for a person. It’s too exhausting feeling all that. I mean God, I would d wake up happy, eat breakfast despondent, wonder about eternity on the walk to work, then feel comfortably numb for hours. It was just too much the rollercoaster of it all. I wanted to die.

Fancy people want to work with me, so I’m gonna give them that pleasure and I’m gonna go work with them. So fuck you both, have a nice day, enjoy the rest of the video.

Marnie

Hannah: So I lost a friend yesterday, a close friend.
Ray: Marnie finally decide to throw in the towel?

Girls Quotes

Ok I think I got everything, testicles, spectacles, wallet, and watch.

Hannah

Jessa: It's pot, do you want some?
Shoshanna: Oh no, I'm hyper enough already.