Glee
Fridays 8:00 PM on FOXGlee Season 2 Episode 10: "A Very Glee Christmas" Quotes
Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.
Rachel
I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I gave away because they just weren't right.
Rachel
When does Asian Santa arrive?
Tina
I want Channing Tatum to stop being in stuff.
Mike
I would like Puckerman to love me. He's a fox. I would also like sweet potato fries.
Lauren
Can I be honest? I don't understand the difference between an elf and a slave.
Brittany
Rachel: I can't believe that teacher let those students speak to us like that.
Puck: I can't believe she threw a shoe at us.
This year, Glee club's going full Santa.
Will
We won Sectionals two years in a row and, according to everyone, we still suck.
Mercedes
Artie: I told my parents I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friending me on Facebook.
Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.
Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.
Brittany