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Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.


Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.


Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.


You know what you are, Sue? You're a Grinch.


William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.

Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]

You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.

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