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Will: I thought you hated the holidays.
Sue: No, I just hate you.

I thought you might wanna put all of out of our misery and shave off that Chia Pet.

Sue

Will: How did you get in here?
Sue: I had a key made ages ago.

For me, the real joy of Christmas was breaking the collective heart of the glee club.

Sue

Beiste: She put being husky to good use.
Brittany: Was her name Ricki Lake?

Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends and both have cheated on me.

Finn

You know what you are, Sue? You're a Grinch.

Will

William, Elmo, you. Get the hell out of my office.

Sue [to Will, Emma and Beiste]

You're a regular Agatha Christie. Except even more sexless.

Sue

I'm everybody's Secret Santa. Yeah, you can just drop those anywhere.

Sue

You're not the only person at this school that consumes protein powder by the tubful.

Sue [to Beiste]

Just a friend. But on the upside, I'm in love with him and he's actually guy. So we'll call that progress.

Kurt
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Glee Season 2 Episode 10 Quotes

Brittany: Remember: even the smallest envelope is heavy for an elf.

Last year I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation and an entire family of mice starting living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

Brittany
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