I blame Sarah McLachlan.

Artie

Years of skinny jeans have prepared me for this performance.

Kurt

I always carry sheet music with me just in case.

Kurt

Is Liza off her meds running around Central Park again?

Kurt

You always have to have your guitar 80% of the time.

Sam

I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast.

June

You might be a work in progress, but I think you’re worth the wait.

Mercedes

That was seriously the worst audition ever.

Rachel

I guess that means I care about you. Don’t tell anyone.

Santana

Stop just stop, all of your ideas are horrible.

Santana

I know what I would do if I was in your position. I’m just not worth it.

Santana

Whatever door June opens for you I’ll be right there next to you walking through it with you. You’re taking one for the team.

Kurt

Glee Quotes

You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn