Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 7)

Episode 3: "Asian F"

Marcus: You think Wonder Woman hugs the cheetah before the Amazonian smackdown?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beiste: Ballet improves your coordination, it improves your IQ and it gets half the NFL on Dancing with the Stars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: Do you want me to iron some bacon for you?
 • Rating: Unrated

Will: It's not about doing your best anymore. It's about doing better.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: My alarm clock went off 30 minutes late. Sort of reshifted by whole schedule.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 2: "I Am Unicorn"

Quinn: First a few demands. I need thrift store couches under the bleachers. I've realized that after smoking all day it hurts to stand.
 • Rating: Unrated

Shelby: First step to becoming an adult, stop punishing yourself for things you did when you were a child.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Artie: I really want to give you a standing ovation.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my won magic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: I just got a text from Becky, replete with hilarious auto-corrects.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Sue [to Emma]: Are you still at freakishbonyginger@gmail?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt: You're gay. You're not like Rock Hudson gay. You're really gay. You sing like Diana Ross and you dress like you own a Magic Chocolate Factory.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: I'm gonna be emotional defcon 1 until they release the results for the musical. So I'm gonna be more self-centered than usual.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sugar: I need to catch up on My Strange Addiction episodes and your voice has this nasally quality I can only take so much of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I wanted toned down.
Santana: This is toned down. In the original, the unicorn was riding you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Beiste [on Rachel]: She's Jewish. But I think that helps with the whole Puerto Rican thing.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Puck: You look like a Real Housewife of Reno.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Puck: I haven't had a drink since we talked. Except beer. And I did some research. Napoleon? Turns out not just a dessert. He was a real dude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long do you plan on playing the victim card?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Kurt:I don't know what to say.
Brittany: That happens to me all the time. I just hope my mouth and dust comes out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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