Glee

Glee Quotes (Page 8)

Episode 2: "I Am Unicorn"

Brittany: We're gonna call it Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun sack.
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Sue: First, smoking kills. Second, it really does make you look cooler, doesn't it?
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Figgins: I just ended our toilet paper shortage with this enormous check. Wipe away!
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Artie: I developed my whole persona around conflict avoidance.
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Beiste: In college, I was in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum. I played the Forum
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Teacher: What's the capitol of Ohio?
Brittany: O.
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Brittany: A unicorn is someone who knows he's popular, but isn't afraid to show it.
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Brittany: Out of all the kids in this school, I think you are the biggest unicorn.
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Episode 1: "The Purple Piano Project"

Jacob: Ooh, Brittany, what are your plans for the future?
Brittany: Wait. Are you working on a time machine, too?
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Sugar: I worked that song like a hooker pole.
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Rachel: They have credits. In utero credits.
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Rachel: I've never been so humiliated in my life.
Kurt: Me neither. And that's a very high bar.
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Sue: I need the two of you to escort me to me hyperbaric chamber, as I have glitter in my eyes.
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Emma: So this is what being turned on feels like.
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Emma: Sue just passed Undecided and Anyone White in the polls.
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Sugar: When I saw you guys singing and dancing in the auditorium, I thought: I'm so much better than you.
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Brittany: I have pepperoni in my bra.
Santana: Those are your nipples.
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Sue: I've put plastic on your chair, so feel free to wet yourself with excitement.
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Sue: Allow me to ladle you a piping hot bowl of This is How It Is.
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Sue: How is it going with Emma? I'm sure everything in the bedroom is completely normal.
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