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Glee Quotes (Page 8)

Season 4 Episode 8: "Thanksgiving"

Marley: You are ready for this. You look really good. Your voice is strong. It's time to make a little girl's dream come true. I'm so hungry. But at least my dress fits.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Jake: Did you do an apple pie 500 times before you had sex?
Ryder: I did, but I wore a condom so I didn't make any apple fritters.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Quinn always was a genius slapper.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Isabelle: [to Kurt] Well, listen, nothing is better than being single in New York City.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brody: You're not in high school anymore, okay? We're adults. We're making adult choices. You made yourself unavailable. Don't be that crazy girl who expects people to read her mind.
Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, but you don't have to be a mind reader to know that she is my mortal enemy. Did it at least suck?
Brody: Are you kidding? It was amazing. Have you seen her ass?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kitty: Every day I ask myself 'What would Quinn Fabray do?'
Quinn: It's really nice to know that people still remember me.
Kitty: Remember you? Oh no, we aspire to be you. Me especially.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Brittany: Along with being beautiful, the three of us are National Show Choir Championship goddesses.
Santana: We are winners which is why Finn has asked us to come and shower you with the inspiration that is the unholy trinity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rachel: I feel like every time we go home it just makes me feel sad and like we're not moving forward, you know? And even though we don't still have our boyfriends we have our dreams. And our ambition.
Kurt: And each other.
Rachel: Right! You are the only significant other that I need in my life.
 • Rating: Unrated

Brittany: I knew it. Mercedes was cloned.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marley: The pressure is on Marley Rose, and it's like Mom always says, 'don't blow it.'
 • Rating: Unrated

Marley: When I was 7 years old, I had a dream. It's the first one I actually remember. I was alone, on a stage, wearing a beautiful dress. I couldn't see the audience, but I could feel the full house. They had all come for one reason: to hear me sing. And now, thanks to glee club, with sectionals this week, that dream is about to come true. Well, except the part where Skeet Ulrich gave me a bouquet of kittens at the end. My dreams are weird.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Quinn: Home for the holidays, just like we promised.
Finn: Guys, I...
Puck: Dude, if you start crying, I'm gonna kick your ass. Group hug!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 7: "Dynamic Duets"

Sam: Exiling yourself to Dalton won't fix anything.
Blaine: I just want to stop feeling like a bad person.
 • Rating: 3.6 / 5.0

Blaine: [to Sam] It was a guy that friended me on Facebook. And I went over to his place because I felt like Kurt was moving on with his life and I wasn't a part of it. And I got to thinking that maybe Kurt and I weren't meant for each other, that we weren't supposed to spend the rest of our lives together. But the horrible thing is, right after I did it, I knew we were.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I don't smell raspberry hair gel. Does anyone know where Blaine Warbler is?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jake: My whole life I've never felt like I fit in. Not anywhere
Ryder: Why?
Jake: I'm half white, half black, half Jewish. And just in case I forget, someone always reminds me.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Finn: Does this have to do with Kurt?
Blaine: Everything in this room reminds me of him. We were a dynamic duo in here. Kurt was my anchor. And now that he's gone, I feel like I'm floating.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Finn: Clearly you two didn't take anything from my last assignment, so I'm gonna give you a new one.
Jake: Will it also be lame?
Finn: Ignoring you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: [to Jake and Ryder] My goal was to bring you two together, not to have you guys dress up and karate chop each other in the face.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jake: Hold on. Did you seriously just call yourself 'Megastud'?
Ryder: It's my alter-ego.
Jake: So your superhero of choice is to be me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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