Glee
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Rachel: People just don't like me.
Finn: You might wanna work on that.
Artie: I wanna be very clear: I still have the use of my penis.
You're a punk who doesn't deserve to have Quinn as his girlfriend.
Puck
I'm about to projectile express myself all over your Hush Puppies.
Sue
[Ramps] are what I call lazy-makers. They discourage able-bodied students from getting proper exercise by using the stairs.
Sue
Maybe one of these days you'll find a way to create teachable moments without ruining my life.
Rachel
We all know I'm more popular than Rachel, and I dress better than her.
Kurt
I'm full of ennui.
Kurt
You sing like a girl. In a good way.
Kurt's dad
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk.
You're irritating. But don't take that personally.
Artie [to Rachel]
Kurt: I wanna try out for the Wicked solo.
Will: Kurt, there's a high F for it.
Kurt: That's well within my range.
