Glee
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I almost got a job at Olive Garden, but they said I was too tall to be a busboy.
Finn
Why do we need to go all vanilla on this song? What we need is my chocolate thunder.
Mercedes
It's my go-to shower song. It's also my ring tone.
Rachel [on Defying Gravity]
I have an iPod dedicated exclusively to selections from Wicked. This is amazing.
Kurt
Someone get me to a day spa! Stat!
Kurt
Status is like currency. When your bank account is full, you can get away with doing just about anything. But right now, we're, like, toxic assets.
Quinn
I don't think any one decision makes your life. Unless you invent some sort of zombie virus or something.
Finn
I can't be caged in, Sue. That's why I got my tiger tattoo.
Rod
Know what the worst part is? It's not the burning in your eyes or how the slushee drips into your underpants. It's the humiliation.
Puck
Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.
Will
What kid is gonna choose glee club over football? It would be ridiculous.
Sue
You sunk my battleship, Rod. And you sunk it hard.
Sue
