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Glee

I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.

Tina

My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.

Tina

American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.

Figgins

I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.

Artie

Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.

Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.

If you can imagine it, it can come true.

Tina

Glee club... it's about expressing yourself to yourself.

Will

Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?

Rachel

You cant feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.

Bryan

I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.

Artie
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

Quinn: I'm the president of the celibacy club. I took a vow.
Puck: So did Santana and Brittany. And I did them.

Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.

Jesse
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