I know who I am and I'm not allowed to show it. It's like Communism.


My mom won't even let me watch Twilight. She says she thinks Kristen Stewart seems like a bitch.


American teens are coming down with an enormous case of Twilight fever.


I'm never gonna dunk a basketball or kill a lion. I need to focus on dreams I can make come true.


Bryan: Should I lock the door?
Sue: No, I've got a secret room upstairs. Like Letterman.

Bryan: You ever heard of the term anger sex?
Sue: The only kind I know.

Rachel: I came in first place.
Jesse: You were eight months old.
Rachel: I was very musically verbal.

If you can imagine it, it can come true.


Glee club... it's about expressing yourself to yourself.


Do you wanna hear my research that proves my mother is Bernadette Peters?


You cant feed a child sheet music, Will. I suppose you could, but they'd be dead in a month.


I sound like someone put tap shoes on a horse and shot it.


Glee Season 1 Quotes

I'm engorged with venom, and triumph.


Quinn: If you quit the club, I'll let you touch my breast.
Finn: Under the shirt?
Quinn: Over the bra.